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figueras

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2011-02-08 18-24-27

Friday night funnies My boss gave me this list of "Random thoughts from people our age" (not sure who's age, but I definitely thought some of these things) she was emailed and some of them made me lol, so I thought I'd share. -If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. -Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say." -Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on f people that i do know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with? -How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? -I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. -Was learning cursive really necessary? -Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magiy fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's are soft. -There is a great need for a sarcasm font. I hate when I just miss a by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when i immediately back, it rings times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? -My 4 yr old son asked me in the car the other day, Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? -Mapquest needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Anyone else have anything they find amusing to contribute?
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philyaw

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2011-02-09 2-27-57-

These are great and so true!! Unfortunately, the only random thoughts I get from my boss are of the same nature as these, except that they are her own thoughts!!
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schaafsma

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2011-02-09 20-54-02

WHY do people still use the rolling down a window motion to signal people to rill down a window? Aren't most cars just a button now?
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  • gonder

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    2011-02-10 4-17-02-

    for that matter Why do we say "dial up" for internet connections when rotary phones were replaced with push button phones ages ago?
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  • mihalek

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    2011-02-10 9-06-46-

    i still have the rollie window
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  • natali

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    2011-02-10 10-47-58

    me too. One less thing to break (power windows)
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    marmion

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    2011-02-11 2-03-49-

    the ninja would jump over your car. you can't run over. Thats a great idea about your best friend and the computer. I heard in the service (I'm not a vet) that your buddies would remove all pornography, condoms, etc from your personal effects before they got shipped back to your family.
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