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Vagina has strange power over me and it leads to fun nites like this. She comes out from the burbs to my place in the city. I hate chicks from the burbs because they become incompetent and make a big deal about little things like: parking is a HUGE DEAL, traffic, they are super lost, they bitch about the commute, they can't remember where I live, etc. It's like they forget how to wipe their own asses once they cross city lines. I literally have to come out and parallel park her car. We play pool then we hookup on my pool table. But just "the tip." She doesn't want me to think she is easy, even though we hooked up in the past. Chick logic.... We go to bar#1 and have a few drinks. We go to club#1 and have a drink. We go to Crimson and have free grey goose. We go to Enclave and have free shots. We are hammered so it's time for thing. Hollywood Grill for breakfast! On the cab ride home she's going totally cold, being totally drunk and annoying, being a tease and I realize we are not fucking tonite. I'm cool with that because I've already banged her, but it's time to go nuts on her. We have breakfast and all she is doing is complaining, texting then she accidentally spills water on me. She's supposed to spend the nite with me, but I can't take it anymore. I'm already full and ready to fall asleep so I might as well "shoot the moon." We are walking back to my place (I live 4 blocks away) and I'm a half a block ahead of her. She is getting really annoying and not keeping up. So I turn the corner and start running. I'm hammered so I'm running like a drunken retard in the special olympics, arms flailing. I cut in an alley and run down there and take a shortcut to my place. I'm laughing my ass off. 2 minutes later she starts ing me. I ignore the s. Then I get text messages and s from her that start like this: Her(3:-U-R-NUTS? 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